Please let me go back to sleep. 1 year old.

Thank goodness the human beings didn't put me in funny costume this Halloween.

I am sexy. 1 year old.

I have foot fetish.

Dog in a box. 1 year old.

Here's a tip for you: Do what the human says and you'll get what you want, promise.

I need a shower face. 1 year old.

Hot hot hot! I need me cool pack.

Whatchu lookin' at? 1 year old.

Getting what I want is not hard. Getting what human beings want is so damn hard.

Sniff. 1 year old.

Nibbling, sniffing, licking the scent away. Whatcha looking at?

Peekaboo. 1 year old.

Dear human beings,

Please remember to leave your bedroom doors open, so I can swish in and out throughout the night to do my thang. Thankyouverymuch.

B

Love my bed and YOUR pillow! 1 year old.

Ooo, sun is back, freckle belly time!!

They call me poser. 1 year old.

They call me a package, a muscle dog, a warm ball but not Belle!

Treats on paws. 1 year old.

There is no order in this house. Sometimes I get a bite of broccoli, sometimes a spoon of rice. It is always full of surprises.